And the award for worst pick-up line goes to Aquaman!
Here’s the thing about people who go all out and dress up for comic conventions…I rarely see them with bags. I highly doubt they get to the show and dress up in the bathroom. No, they come dress liked that, and leave dressed like that. Many of them are driving to the show, or taking the bus or subway dressed as Batman or Aquaman or slutty slave girl Leia, etc. They must be.
And that’s kind of awesome.
Bad pick up line, but I can top it. Back when I was living in Melbourne FL, there was a Captain America who got arrested for harrassing a woman in a bar with a burrito. I spotted the guy in the first bar he stopped at:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0424071capt1.html
I can’t make this stuff up.